Advertising Standards

Have you been watching local TV recently? The programs are bad enough but the ads - man! they are bad! Can't we sell anything without adding a bit of domestic dispute in it? Angry wife can only be cooled by a certain fan, marriage can only be salvaged by a certain toilet cleaning liquid! Is this the sort of message we want to send to little kids watching TV? Can't we sell products with a more positive message?

I say we ban them all!